February 2012
If a guy ever falls in love with me I will literally die of shock.
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greglestrades:
A letter written by Mr. Stephen Fry to a girl suffering from depression.
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“My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.”
– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via classof1969)
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Katniss and Peeta
Katniss: The Girl On Fire
Peeta: The Boy With The Bread
Therefore: Katniss + Peeta = Toast
Kids my age: WOOOO PARTY! I'M GONNA GET DRUNK AND MAKE OUT WITH ALL THESE DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND DANCE AND GET DRUUUUNK AND POSSIBLY HAVE SOME SEX WITH SEXY PEOPLE. AND THEN I'M GONNA GO OUT AGAAAIN AND GO TO ANOTHER PARTY AND HAVE FUUUUN BECAUSE YEEEEEAAAHH I GO OUTSIDE AND LOOK AT ME I'M AT A PARTY GETTING MY CRUNK ON UH-HUH UH-HUH YEAH WOOOOOOOOO~
Me: Aahahahahahahaha that's so true *Reblog* Mom is dinner ready? ...I wonder when the next episode of Doctor Who/Supernatural/Sherlock/Merlin airs. OH MY GOD JUST ADMIT THAT YOU'RE GAY FOR EACH OTHER ALREADY! Mmm Nutella
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what if the secret of the universe is in the terms and conditions page
still wouldn’t read it
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so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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bellatrixareforkids:
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