December 2011
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ectobisexual:
me online: NSDKLJFLKWJEI RANDOM BULLSHTI DAHHDHAHHAHAHAHAH WHAT IRS GOING ON AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHH IM SO FUCNNY
me irl: okay ill go stand over here quietly maybe ill laugh at something you say but i definitely wont tell jokes nopenopenope
babarcriss:
“yo ho, yo ho! a pirate’s life for me,” i whisper as i download music and video illegally.
astudyinjam:
An octopus tried to rob a bank this morning. It didn’t have a gun but it was well armed.
me: what did one ocean say to the other ocean
friend: what
me: nothing they just waved
friend: oh
me: do you sea what i did there
friend: no
me: i'm shore you did
friend: stop
me: don't be a beach
friend: bye
Goodnight y'all, leaving for NZ tomorrow
I hope you weep over my departure from your lives :L
Love you all :) x
d4yumm:
The most beautiful version of this song...
Fairytale of New York is without a doubt the best...
partyat221b:
mum: did you know there's a life outside internet?
me: orly link me
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Good Lord packing for New Zealand is monotonous
No me gusta
I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Merlin fan
satansporno:
But you don’t need to watch the show every Saturday to know there’s something wrong on this show when the writers believe that Gwen and Arthur have a believable, well written romance, but Merlin and Arthur can’t embrace for longer than five seconds, or get it on behind the stables.
As the new show runner, I’ll end the writer’s war on Merthur. And I’ll fight against homophobic...
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