February 2012
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So, I couldn’t find my keys today.
I was totally freaking out because they had my house keys on, and I don’t think my mother would’ve been particularly happy if our house had been broken into, along with the fact that the house keys are ‘special’ and so cost a lot of money to get cut.
Anyway, I spent the whole day asking people if they knew where my keys were; I...
And some idiot locked us out of our hotel room - who turned out to be Benedict.
– Steven Moffat, The Hound of Baskerville commentary #giant five year old (via annieodairss)
chroniclesofpanem:
she wears short skirts i wear t shirts she’s cheer captain and i
spend all my spare time blogging about my favorite book series and silently cursing attractive celebrities
When you're out somewhere...
lost-on-the-island:
…and all you do is think of going home and getting on the computer:
Oh god someone take these Hobnobs away from me...
lost-on-the-island:
glasmond:
alofthehomo:
colourmekate:
alofthehomo:
colourmekate:
beccadactyl:
I opened them about 5 minutes ago and I’ve demolished half the pack.
WHAT’S A HOBNOB?
CAN I HAVE ONE?
HOBNOBS ARE THE MARINES OF THE BISCUIT WORLD
THOSE LOOK REALLY GOOD.
I WOULD LIKE ONE PLEASE.
I WOULD RECOMMEND A CHOCOLATE HOBNOB
Guys
Just so you know Those are called...
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hyannah:
that one tumblr user you respect so much but you’re too creepy and socially awkward to make interaction with them so you just watch them from afar and longingly stroke their icon every time they come up on your dash
Merlin needs to just come out already.
rachlovesmoony:
about his magic
I meant his magic
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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So I was in school...
Jo: Elisha, hey, Elisha?
Me: Yeah?
Jo: Do you take Physics?
Me: *resists urge to say 'duh'* Yes...?
Jo: Okay, which is bigger, the moon or Jupiter?
Me: ...
...
...
You're joking right?
Jo: No, seriously, which is bigger?
Me: *loses all hope in humanity and dies*